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"Scarlett is built like a classic Hollywood movie star, with the never ending curves, and the pouty lips, and the golden locks, and a smile that would drop you to your knees. However, it is only betrayed by her no nonsense attitude, her sharp wit, and self-deprecating sense of humor that truly defines her alluring charm.” Jeremy Renner on Scarlett Johansson

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tanpom:

mrbiggsproductions:

michaelfieldstephens:

wherethestaplesat:

Finally I can shit without the fear of people listening in

thats some mlg tier shitter brah

the future is now

that is literally part of headphones photoshopped onto a toilet

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timeofconfidence:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

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donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

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methhomework:

methhomework:

why does azealia banks dress like shes about to star in an episode of yo gabba gabba

image

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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thesakurabreeze:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the fuck is your first floor the second floor

because it goes ground floor THEN first floor

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profiting:

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL